A MULTI-VOICE RECORDING OF AN UPSETTING BOOK, NOW ON VINYL.

Features a transparent sea foam green record and full-length digital download of the A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning audiobook.

Like a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night, listening to The Bad Beginning will only upset you. This unique multi-voice recording brings the first book in Lemony Snicket’s alarming A Series of Unfortunate Events to such terrible life that no one should really have to experience it. Unless you have an ear for such ghastly details as a tragic fire, a nefarious villain, itchy clothing, and cold porridge for breakfast, all narrated in chilly detail by the distinguished, and disturbed, Tim Curry with a team of talented readers, you would be better off listening to something else.

Cast

Violet/Sunny: Tara Sands

Klaus: Mitchell Federan

Mr. Poe: Dick Rodstein

Mrs. Poe: Maggie Albright

Count Olaf: L.J. Ganser

Bald Man: Oliver Wyman

Justice Strauss: Carolee Goodgold

Narrator: Tim Curry