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Poison for Breakfast

Lemony Snicket

A brand-new book from the bestselling author of A Series of Unfortunate Events - a cautionary tale about his own demise. For curious children and adults alike.

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The Complete Wreck: The Complete Series of Unfortunate Events box set

Lemony Snicket

Some boxes should never be opened.

For the first time, the complete A Series of Unfortunate Events is available in one awful package! We can’t keep you from succumbing to…

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Poison for Breakfast

Lemony Snicket

A brand-new book from the bestselling author of A Series of Unfortunate Events - a cautionary tale about his own demise. For curious children and adults alike.

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The Bad Beginning

Lemony Snicket

After the sudden death of their parents, the three Baudelaire children must depend on each other and their wits when it turns out that the distant relative who is appointed…

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The Wide Window

Lemony Snicket

Catastrophes and misfortune continue to plague the Baudelaire orphans after they’re sent to live with fearful Aunt Josephine who offers little protection against Count Olaf’s treachery.

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The Austere Academy

Lemony Snicket

As their outrageous misfortune continues, the Baudelaire orphans are shipped off to a miserable boarding school, where they befriend the two Quagmire triplets and find that they have been followed…

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The Ersatz Elevator

Lemony Snicket

The woeful saga of the Baudelaire orphans continues as evil Count Olaf discovers their whereabouts at Esmae Squalor’s seventy-one bedroom penthouse and concocts a new plan for stealing their family…

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The Hostile Hospital

Lemony Snicket

On the run after being falsely accused of murder, the three Baudelaire orphans find themselves in the Heimlich Hospital, with the evil Count Olaf in close pursuit.

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The Carnivorous Carnival

Lemony Snicket

On the run as suspected murderers, the unlucky Baudelaire orphans find themselves trapped in the Caligari Carnival, where they must masquerade as freaks in order to hide from the evil…

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The Slippery Slope

Lemony Snicket

Lemony Snicket’s woeful stories about the Baudelaire siblings continue with this wretched tenth installment of the bestselling series.

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The Grim Grotto

Lemony Snicket

The intrepid Baudelaire orphan siblings delve further into the dark mystery surrounding the death of their parents and the baffling VFD organisation. This book is intended for ages 9+.

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The Wide Window

Lemony Snicket

Be warned - to commiserate 25 years of misfortune and gloom unleashed upon generations of children, Lemony Snicket's publishers have taken the untold risk of creating brand new collectors' editions…

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The Miserable Mill

Lemony Snicket

Be warned - to commiserate 25 years of misfortune and gloom unleashed upon generations of children, Lemony Snicket's publishers have taken the untold risk of creating brand new collectors' editions…

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Poison for Breakfast

Lemony Snicket

Washington Post Bestseller A new stand-alone adventure-appropriate for all ages-by Lemony Snicket, one of the twenty-first century’s most beloved authors.

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Who Could That Be at This Hour?: Also Published as All the Wrong Questions: Question 1

Lemony Snicket

In a fading town, far from anyone he knew or trusted, a young Lemony Snicket began his apprenticeship in an organization nobody knows about. Now he has written an account…

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The Vile Village

Lemony Snicket

Under a new government program based on the saying It takes a village to raise a child, the Baudelaire orphans are adopted by an entire town, with disastrous results.

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The Penultimate Peril

Lemony Snicket,Brett Helquist

Lemony Snicket returns with the last book before the last book of his bestselling Series of Unfortunate Events. Scream and run away before the secrets of the series are revealed…

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The End

Lemony Snicket,Brett Helquist

All things must come to an end. Thankfully, this includes A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. The 13th and final installment in the groundbreaking series will answer readers’…

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The Composer Is Dead

Lemony Snicket

There’s dreadful news from the symphony hall-the composer is dead! In this perplexing murder mystery from New York Times bestselling author Lemony Snicket, everyone seems to have a motive, everyone…

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The Bad Beginning

Lemony Snicket

Be warned - to commiserate 25 years of misfortune and gloom, Lemony Snicket's publishers have taken the untold risk of creating brand new collectors' editions of A Series of Unfortunate…

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The Austere Academy

Lemony Snicket

Be warned - to commiserate 25 years of misfortune and gloom unleashed upon generations of children, Lemony Snicket's publishers have taken the untold risk of creating brand new collectors' editions…

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The Ersatz Elevator

Lemony Snicket

Be warned - to commiserate 25 years of misfortune and gloom unleashed upon generations of children, Lemony Snicket's publishers have taken the untold risk of creating brand new collectors' editions…

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And Then? And Then? What Else?

Daniel Handler, Lemony Snicket

A bold, candid, vulnerable, and entertaining memoir of a literary life by the writer otherwise known as Lemony Snicket.

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The Reptile Room

Lemony Snicket

Be warned - to commiserate 25 years of misfortune and gloom unleashed upon generations of children, Lemony Snicket's publishers have taken the untold risk of creating brand new collectors' editions…

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Lemony Snicket: Children’s Storytellers

Chris Bowman

The title of Lemony Snickets most famous collection, A Series of Unfortunate Events, is far from a fitting description of the authors life. Snicket has been fortunate enough to sell…

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Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography

Lemony Snicket

For use in schools and libraries only. The unfortunate autobiography of the author of A Series of Unfortunate Events.

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Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography

Lemony Snicket

Lemony Snicket grew up near the sea and currently lives beneath it. To his horror and dismay, he has no wife or children, only enemies, associates, and the occasional loyal…

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PINOCCHIO: An Illuminated Edition

Carlo Collodi

Mike Mignola (creator of HELLBOY) and Lemony Snicket (author of A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS) invent an entirely new vision of PINOCCHIO-a bizarre and riveting new adventure through a beloved…

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Shouldn’t You Be in School?

Lemony Snicket

Includes an excerpt from: the final question in the series All the wrong questions, Why is this night different from all other nights?

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When Did You See Her Last?

Lemony Snicket

In the fading town of Stain’d-by-the-Sea, young apprentice Lemony Snicket has a new case to solve when he and his chaperone are hired to find a missing girl. Is the…

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Les desastreuses aventures des Orphelins Baudelaire: Panique a la clinique

Lemony Snicket

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The Miserable Mill

Lemony Snicket

Accidents, evil plots, and general misfortune abound when, in their continuing search for a home, the Beaudelaire orphans are sent to live and work in a sinister lumber mill.

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When Did You See Her Last?

Lemony Snicket

From the New York Times -bestselling creator of A Series of Unfortunate Events comes the second installment of his new All the Wrong Questions series, in which young Lemony Snicket…

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The Wide Window

Lemony Snicket

Catastrophes and misfortune continue to plague the Baudelaire orphans after they’re sent to live with fearful Aunt Josephine who offers little protection against Count Olaf’s treachery.

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The Austere Academy

Lemony Snicket

As their outrageous misfortune continues, the Baudelaire orphans are shipped off to a miserable boarding school, where they befriend the two Quagmire triplets and find that they have been followed…

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A Box Of Unfortunate Events: The Gloom Looms

Lemony Snicket

The three truly terrible first books in Lemony Snickets upsetting series are packaged together in this ill-suited box set of paperbacks. Contains The Bad Beginning, The Reptile Room, and The…

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A Series of Unfortunate Events #1: The Bad Beginning [CD]

Lemony Snicket

The three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune and cold porridge for breakfast.

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Read Something Else: Collected & Dubious Wit & Wisdom of Lemony Snicket

Lemony Snicket

This collection of wit and wisdom from New York Times bestselling author Lemony Snicket is unlikely to help.It includes a new introduction filled with curious aphorisms, a handful of never-before-seen-or-heard…

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Box Of Unfortunate Events: The Trouble Begins

Lemony Snicket

The first three books in Snicket’s bestselling Series of Unfortunate Events, The Bad Beginning, The Reptile Room , and The Wide Window , are put together in one miserable box…

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CARNIVOROUS CARNIVAL

Lemony Snicket

Books 7-9 are packaged together in this set that comes with a free iron-on that can turn any garment into a uniform of a secret organization. Includes The Vile Village…

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The Bad Beginning Or, Orphans!

Lemony Snicket

The first tale of the Baudelaire orphans is extremely unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlucky children. Even though they are charming and clever, the Baudelaire siblings…

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The Reptile Room Or, Murder!

Lemony Snicket

Imagine tales so terrible that as many as 50 million innocents have been ruined by them, tales so indelibly horrid that the New York Times Beststeller List has been unable…

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The Wide Window Or, Disappearance!

Lemony Snicket

Featuring awful new artwork, this third book in the horrifically popular series includes terrible bonus material containing the third part of the comic serial The Spoily Brats, an installment of…

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The Lump Of Coal

Lemony Snicket

This is a story about a lump of coal who can think, talk, and move itself around. Is there a more charming holiday tale to behold Probably, but Lemony Snicket…

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A Series Of Unfortunate Events #8: The Hostile Hospital [Netflix Tie-in Edition]

Lemony Snicket

Netflix, now a Netflix original series –Cover.

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The Dark

Lemony Snicket

Lazlo is afraid of the dark which lives in the same big, creaky house as him, until one night the dark pays him a visit. With emotional insight and poetic…

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