What would you do if your dad wrote an erotic novel? Jamie Morton’s answer was to share his dad’s tale of sexual adventure, Belinda Blinked 1, with the world. He embarked on a life-changing literary journey with his two best mates, creating the hilarious, filthy number one podcast phenomenon My Dad Wrote a Porno. Belinda blinked, it wasn’t a dream, the job interviewer had just asked her to remove her jacket and silk blouse…

Now, for the first time you can own the full text of Rocky Flintstone’s seminal masterpiece Belinda Blinked 1, along with James, Jamie, and Alice’s baffled, delighted, and disgusted commentary. My Dad Wrote a Porno is packed full of bonus material, from the official drinking game rules to Rocky’s exclusive insights into his erotic expose of the pots and pans industry. You’ll never look at a pomegranate the same way again…