Skankabel

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SkankInk - The affordable, black-and-white anti-fairytale for grown-ups who love their bedtime stories with a filthy grin and a glass of gin.

Once upon a meltdown...

There was a fairy with a face like thunder and wings that reeked of bin juice.

Her name? SKANKABEL.

(One word. And you know it ain't Disney.)

Banished from Fairyland for smelling like a skunk, she's done with sparkles, snobs, and scent-shaming.

Now armed with a stink-soaked mission - and a molar-thieving crone named Teena - she's out to prove that confidence smells better than conformity.

No glass slippers.

No Prince Charming.

Just grit, glamour, and a grudge to settle.

A filthy, funny fairy tale for grown-ups who've outgrown happy endings - but not maniacal cackles.

Gift it to yourself - or some poor sod who needs a bloody good laugh.

?? WARNING: Contains profanity, pigeon trauma, and absolutely no morals.

NOT FOR CHILDREN. Or anyone who clutches pearls at the word "moist."

SkankInk - A Monochrome Misfit of the SkankaverseYour backstage pass to Skankabel's twisted fairyland - stripped of colour but dripping in attitude.

This is the punk, no-gloss version: perfect for your battered tote bag, your mate's birthday you nearly forgot, or your secret stash under the bed when the Collector's Edition is just a bit too pretty for your grubby fingers.