Skankabel

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THE COLLECTOR'S EDITION

'Once upon a meltdown...

There was a fairy with a face like thunder and wings that reeked of bin juice.

Her name? SKANKABEL.

(One word, and you know it ain't Disney.)

Banished from Fairyland for smelling "off," she's done with sparkles, snobs, and scent-shaming.

Now armed with a stink-soaked mission - and a molar-thieving crone named Teena - she's out to prove that confidence smells better than conformity.

No glass slippers.

No Prince Charming.

Just grit, glamour, and a grudge to settle.'

WARNING: Contains profanity, pigeon trauma, and absolutely no morals.

NOT FOR CHILDREN. Or anyone who clutches pearls at the word "moist."

This Skankadelic Collector's Edition features 8 bonus pages of never-before-seen artwork, cut scenes, and teaser trash from Book Two.

You'll also find hidden memes, savage scribbles, and Easter eggs scattered like a drunk fairy's secrets. It's bigger, badder, and definitely skankier.

For those who demand their filth in full colour and their fairytales unhinged.