Bizarro Classicks

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4 Classick Bizarro Novellas By Wonderland Book Award-Winner Emma Alice Johnson

The After-Life Story Of Pork Knuckles Malone

What's a farm boy to do when his pet pig becomes an evil hunk of ham with slime-spewing psychic powers?

Cattle Cult! Kill! Kill!

A cult of demented Wisconsin farmers sacrifices city dwellers to a forgotten god of agriculture and bring about the ultimate farmpocalypse!

Sick Pack

A male model's abs get sick of crunches and burst off his body to wreak disembodied destruction on the streets of Los Angeles!

Lake Lurkers

The Land of 10,000 Lakes is about to become the Land of 10,000 Deaths!

Content Warning: Contains depictions of violence, animal abuse, sexual assault, hate speech, ableism