Crap to Consider While Traveling Through the Universe at 66,627 MPH While Sitting Here

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Does the universe have enough crap in it? Maybe. Cat crap, mouse crap, dog crap, elephant crap, outer space crap--it all looks like crap to me.

In my life, I've been told that I might be full of it, so I just decided to get some of it out of me and make the pile a little bigger. So my hope is that this crap in this book makes your crapping experience a little more fun. And in my life, I've been told to hit the hole, so I hope I have with this crap and haven't created another black hole in the universe.

Just try not to step in it too much.

Thanks,

Al Thomas