He spends his days on the very lowest rung of higher education in Southern California. He can’t be seen having any of these views during the day. But in the dark, when the panini crumbs are swept into the dustbin of history, a hero emerges. It is an unlikely hero. He didn’t even feel the emergence of his powers until the world around him started burning and everyone was cheering. Still, he remained on the sideline. Then three things happened:

Elon Musk bought Twitter. A billionaire represents the common man more than elected officials in Washington. He could purchase the moon if he wanted to. Instead, he bought twitter. Boss move.

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock. I don’t know why, but many people in Los Angeles took the side of Smith and it shorted a circuit on his logic board.

Biden talked about Ultra-MAGA Trump policies. You know, the ones that make America overly great again. The ones all of us should reject. People who REALLY want to Make America Great have no place in this republic. That was the message from a wisp of a shadow of a man who wasn’t much to begin with. The candidate so many voted for in an unspoken contract with the mainstream media. They would promise not to call everyone orange man racist every night after hollow man won. It was a lie. A fragile lie that can be exposed if we just have the strength to stand up against it.

I transformed into Ultra-Maga Man. A hero for the people. A budding, mid-level administrator of common sense. A symbol of the ages. Even though I could never show my face in public.

A poor man’s Greg Gutfeld - Sadie65 @Goodreads