I’m the Ultimate Chick Magnet, But My Heart Belongs to Anime!

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The Complete Brightwater Academy Saga ( Waifu.exe has stopped responding Volumes 1 & 2)

Chadwick A. Sehole is in love with his anime waifu pillow named Alixia-but every girl at Brightwater Academy-jacked jock Seraphina, K-pop idol Kandi, and Insta-queen Mila-wants his heart (and wouldn't mind tearing the pillow apart while they're at it).

When the girls scheme to kidnap Alixia, they unleash a whirlwind of unhinged chaos: a demonic pillow throwing tsundere tantrums, a naked sprint through town that breaks the internet, and a showdown so absurd it defies logic. Toss in Chad's Cheeto-dusted bestie Aiden Finn, a randy farm girl named Autumn, and the self-proclaimed "Toilet King" Bishop with his fiercely competitive sister Kerry, and you've got comedy gold-or a glorious disaster.

Expect:

A sassy, combat-ready pillow with demonic powers and tsundere vibes. A feral dog humping its way into infamy. A fanfic-obsessed nerd girl flaming haters while clutching her husbando pillow. The "Toilet King" Bishop and Kerry's sibling rivalry flushing sanity down the drain.

Packed with lewd jokes, anime-inspired insanity, and fourth-wall-breaking madness, this raunchy saga proves real girls can't compete with pixelated perfection. Warning: Mature, suggestive humour and unfiltered chaos ahead. Dignity sold separately.