Official Handbook of the Loyal Order of M-Fers

The Official Handbook of the Loyal Order of M-Fers Your guide to mischief, mayhem, and masterfully winging it.

Looking for the perfect gift for your favorite wiseass? Or maybe you're just tired of playing by society's rules and ready to start your own?

Welcome to the Loyal Order of M-Fers - the world's most unofficial official crew of good times, bad decisions, and questionable wisdom. This hilarious handbook is part manifesto, part party manual, and all nonsense - packed with fake-serious rules, meeting suggestions, traditions nobody asked for, and enough attitude to make even that one great-aunt raise an eyebrow.

Whether you're founding your own local chapter or just need something to read while ignoring real responsibilities, this handbook is your sacred (and very unserious) guide.

Inside you'll find:

Fake rules. Real laughs. Traditions, pledges, and "official" codes of conduct Ideas for meetings, mischief, and member initiation Zero practical advice, but 100% M-Fer energy

Perfect for birthdays, holidays, gag gifts, parties, or just giving your crew an official handbook to call their own.

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