The Cursed Pocket Friend

A Campfire Tale of Horny Horror, Heartbreak, and Hilarious Haunting

After a brutal breakup and a night of stoned self-pity, Tyler Ashton does what any emotionally compromised twenty-something might do-he impulse-buys a "vintage" Fleshlight online. But this isn't just any lonely guy's secret shame. This is Lady Lush: an antique, velvet-lined pocket friend with a history, a hunger, and a curse.

What begins as a guilty, unforgettable pleasure spirals into a bizarre obsession. Tyler's nights fill with rose-scented dreams, whispered promises, and a comfort that grows darker-and clingier-with every passing day. His friends notice he's drifting. Reality itself starts to warp. And the "pocket friend" always seems to be waiting, no matter how far he runs.

Told in Tyler's own stoner-witty, brutally honest voice, The Cursed Pocket Friend is a wild, hilarious, and oddly heartfelt story about loneliness, shame, supernatural sex toys, and the friends who drag you back from the brink-even if they have to hear every deranged detail by the campfire first.

Will Tyler break the spell? Or will he-and his friends-learn the hard way what it means to be truly possessed by pleasure?

For fans of campfire horror, raunchy comedy, and "WTF did I just read?" fiction, this book is your new haunted obsession.