Girl Fight

Hold onto your margaritas, folks-Eva Torres is about to turn petty into an art form.

Revenge is a dish best served cold? Please. Eva's upgrading that frosty cliche to a full-blown Slurpee of spite-extra syrup, please.

Meet Tegan: Eva's ex-BFF turned dumpster fire of betrayal. She swiped Eva's boyfriend (a wiry post-teen who probably couldn't spell "Karma" if you spotted him the K), got her fired from lifeguarding (RIP the red swimsuit era), and basically turned Eva's life into a cringe comp. But after a failed three-step life plan, Eva's back-and she's this close to getting it right this time.

Tegan's grand re-entrance trails a smoke show of a man who's equal parts UFC biceps and Satan's smirk. He's got a grin that says "I'll ruin your life" and a gaze that whispers, "But you'll enjoy it." Suddenly, Eva's faced with a moral dilemma: Keep playing Nice Girl(TM) with her perfect redemption arc... or go full Tegan 2.0 and repay the favor.

Girl Fight is a rom-com must-read-a riotous blend of scorching zingers, unhinged schemes, and a love interest who's dangerously hot and bad for your judgment. Perfect for anyone who's ever thought, "Revenge > therapy," or debated keying an ex's car... but settled for subtweeting instead.

Spoiler alert: Sometimes revenge is better than sex. (But hey, why not have both?)