The Chronicles of Idiocy

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On the cube-shaped world of Idiocy, stretched across the landscape like an unfortunate fungal infestation, lies a giant maze from which no one has ever escaped from once they have entered. Now Timeo, a rather bland young man living in a clock orchard must enter the confounding blight of architecture in order to save his family from ruination.

On his journey, he is "aided" by a talking dog whose sarcasm is sharper than her bite and an amorous sprite who has so much love to share that its suffocating...literally. But on this mad world written into existence by an even madder creator, a dysfunctional party may have the best chance to survive the treacherously goofy dominion of The Great Labyrinth of Idiocy.