I will be read.

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OH MAN, where to begin?

How about this?

It starts in a cemetery and ends on a back road.

In between?

A Bank.

A Diner.

A Deer.

A Rainbow Trout.

An Asshole, a Wacko and a Fly.

A couple of gates.

A couple of bridges.

A couple of rancid steaks.

A pickup without seatbelts.

A sweater with a loose thread.

'Mission Impossible.'

Bloody socks and underwear.

Hockey tape and Advil.

Dirty Eavestroughs.

Slashed tires.

Cayennes, S4's and a white Impala.

'Chicken, ' Chocolate Milk, Clubhouses and 'Skor' bars

. ...and brown envelopes.

Oh, and how could I forget, a mental breakdown.

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