I’m Not Talking About You, Of Course…

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Winner of the Indie Book of the Day award, this short collection of humorous essays explores such quirky topics as annoying pet people ( I’m Not Talking About You, Of Course ), analyzing your inner child ( Irrational Fears ) and how to live like the Amish in the aftermath of a hurricane ( A Jolt of Electricity ).

Included are also stories of just how much damage can be caused by a sneeze ( It All Started with a Loud Sneeze ), why it is so complicated to buy a tube of toothpaste ( Ask Me No Questions ), how not to prepare dinner ( Martha, I Let You Down ), making new friends ( Friends in Low Places ), how a parent’s obsessive hobbies can become an inescapable vortex ( Crazy Hobbies ), and why spending the night in a sleep clinic is like being abducted by probing aliens ( Nightmare at the Sleep Clinic ).

If you don’t see yourself in one of these entertaining essays, then I’m not talking about you, of course…