Loogie

Leaning forward, God brought his lips close and blew gently on the inanimate face.

It happened almost immediately. Loogie opened his eyes. He blinked.

'Well, hullo there, My good Loogie. How about that? You're alive. You can't stay that way, though: you're just a prototype. Sorry, but I have to squash you.'

God raised his fist to obliterate his creation.

'Screw you, Pops!'

Loogie spit in God's eye. Before God could bring down his mighty fist, Loogie made a dash for it and scampered to safety in the underbrush.

In the Garden of Eden, the Creator's prototype man scampers off into the bush to save his skin.

With Loogie on the loose, God's archetypal man, Adam, and his mate Eve, are put in jeopardy of being led astray by 'the Snake'... and there's more than just a knowledge of Good and Evil in the mix when two older gods arrive to see how things on Earth are coming along.