I’d rather glue me nut sack to a bullet train: A hilarious trip in Outback Australia

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Bluey gets a phone call and it’s a trip to the Big Smoke. With only his faithful friend and dog, Ralph for company he sets out on the drive and along the way picks up a hitchhiker, Hakim from Iran.

Over the trip Blue introduces Hakim to the real Australia. It’s a lesson in everything Ocker, never mind the language barrier. A footy match, a night under the Southern Cross, a snake and home brew all conspire to help Hakim fall in love with Australia.

As Hakim tries to become acclimatised, he finds a job, and friends for life, all with madcap results. Now all he needs is wife.