I Now Pronounce You Fun & F*cked

"I Now Pronounce You Fun & F*cked" Marriage & Divorce Facts Not Taught at the Altar, With Interpretations and Moral Lessons

Ever wondered why ancient Romans threw nuts instead of rice at weddings? Or that divorce rates among astronauts are astronomically high? Welcome to the wildly entertaining world of matrimonial madness and dissolution drama!

"I Now Pronounce You Fun & F*cked" pulls back the veil on the institution of marriage with jaw-dropping statistics, historical oddities, and cultural peculiarities that your premarital counselor definitely skipped. From the bizarre marriage rituals of ancient civilizations to the surprising predictors of modern divorce, this book delivers cold, hard facts with a warm shot of humor.

Come and know never to unknow that

Couples who spend over $20,000 on their wedding are 46% more likely to divorce than those who spend under $10,000. In medieval England, could a wife divorce her husband if his "manhood" failed to perform? The most dangerous month to get married is statistically August.

That is just a tinge. Each chapter of this fun-filled book dissects these curiosities with razor-sharp wit while extracting genuine wisdom about commitment, communication, and compatibility that might just save your relationship or help you laugh through its demise.

It matters not whether you are happily hitched, contemplating commitment, fresh from a breakup, or permanently single by choice; this irreverent guide offers enlightenment wrapped in entertainment.

Buy your copy today and discover the unfiltered truths about marriage and divorce that society's been hiding! Your relationship education is long overdue and considerably cheaper than couples' therapy. BUY NOW!!!