I’m Getting New Bifocals!

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"I'm getting new bifocals

so I can see

to play on my phone

while I watch the TV..."

Emma and Artie are nervous about getting new bifocals. They want to see clearly. But they also worry that reaching this new milestone makes them old farts. In this parody for grown-ups, Emma and Artie start trying on frames. Soon, they discover that they can still look and feel great, even in bifocals!