Grandpa Kevin’s…Book of NUMBERS: really kinda strange, somewhat bizarre and overly unrealistic…

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Really big numbers

can make a kid freeze.

Their eyes get all buggy.

They shake at their knees.

They flutter and stutter

and fumble about.

They’re filled with despair

and filled with doubt.

But, oh, no worries!

This book is here

to take away

that nervous fear.

Big numbers will

no longer be

things that make them

want to flee.

They’ll be proud

and you will, too.

This book is good,

and…it’s for you!