Put Your Sh*t Away!: A Bedtime Story For the Messy

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The characters in this book seem really familiar. I can’t quite put my finger on why.

–Author’s Husband

Well, I’m writing a book titled Quit Moving My Sh*t!

– Author’s Dad

Put Your Sh*t Away: A Bedtime Story For the Messy is a quiet but pointed plea to people whose sh*t is everywhere. It looks like a children’s book, but it most definitely is not. Using authentic language and gorgeous illustrations, Put Your Sh*t Away details real-life, often unspoken scenarios from boxes of floppy discs to dirty laundry sitting on the ground next to the hamper.

Buy this book for the messy person in your life. Gift it to them with no explanation, then wait for them to get the point, or not. Either way, we’ll hope for the best.