Dinner Lady Doris served up slops. Miserable Headmaster dished out detention slips and Bored Brian went on a mischief-making spree, causing chaos and confusion throughout the little town of Soggy Bottom! Three fun-tastically, super-silly and delightfully daft short stories to delight and entertain the young reader. Full of tongue-twistingly-tastic text, super-sized souffles, and heart-tugging tales that are sure to delight and entertain.
Dinner Lady Doris It was doilies at dawn when rival cook, Betty Bakewell came to town and Dinner Lady Doris set out to reclaim her title as the best cook and school dinner lady... ever. It was cake-offs, bake-offs, and flan-flinging fun all around!
Miserable Headmaster He was jolly by name but not by nature. And Mr Jolly liked nothing more than dishing out detention slips to the children and teachers! But when his mother, Mrs Jolly senior came to stay, it was Mr Jolly that would be going back to school to learn a lesson or three!
Bored Brian Being bored was not bad. But being bored and behaving badly was! And Brian Windypants was both. So, when he went on a mischief-making mission, causing chaos and catastrophes, he had no idea that the tables were about to be turned on him!
"F.J. Beerling and V.A. Bryce have a real talent for creating memorable characters and imaginative plots. Reader will not be disappointed with this entrancing collection of Twisty Tales - guaranteed to amuse, educate, and entertain.!
Julie Wassmer Author of The Whitstable Pearl Mysteries
Rave reviews from readers who could not stop laughing "Kept the kids interested - great stories for young readers!" "Funny to read out loud, enjoyed doing the voices
"A great read if you fancy a family giggle with lots of snot, slime, toe-nail clippings and gluey fingers thrown in for good measure!"
"Hilarious" "Makes reading enjoyable" "Brilliant!" "The perfect book to read with children"
Three fantastic stories in one brilliant book!
