Gorgeous George and the Jumbo Jobby Juicer: or the pink poo power pump

Burgers, bottoms, baddies and burps. Power pink, pumping and poop!

Right, before we start let’s get one thing straight; a jobby is another word for a poo… nothing more, nothing less. It’s not rude, it’s not swearing, it’s just a little bit cheeky. And it’s very Scottish!

The circus is coming to town and Grandpa Jock has almost wet himself with excitement. George’s suspicions are aroused when the circus elephants begin dumping piles of pink poo on the pavement.

And the circus chimps are poop scooping the pink stuff into pails and taking it home. Is the delightful dung really just good for the garden or is there something more sinister going on?

Why are all of the country’s elephants moving to a secret animal sanctuary? Why are the fields around Little Pumpington growing nothing but beetroot? Why are the burgers from McDoballs fast food restaurant so darn tasty? And what will happen to Crayon Kenny’s little brother now that he has stuck five plastic soldiers up his bum? (Don’t try this at home!)

Grandpa Jock sniffs a mystery, George sniffs the elephants’ fear and Crayon Kenny sniffs his little toy soldiers. Is Allison the only sane person in the town? Even she is becoming addicted to the latest range of delicious cheeseburgers, chips and the new energy drink, Power Pink.

More poo, pee and pumps with Gorgeous George so strong stomachs need only apply.

Gorgeous George and the Jumbo Jobby Juicer is the latest book in the Gorgeous George series.