The Autobiography of the Queen

On a dull morning in September at her Scottish castle Balmoral, the Queen is packing a suitcase. She had never done this for herself before, and after negotiating with the luggage store-room (which she had never visited) she feels too much attention would be drawn to her if she is seen dragging a heavy suitcase down to her private sitting room. So begins this hilarious novel about Her Majesty. After another scandalous kiss-and- tell story involving Prince Harry is unveiled, the Queen escapes to the Caribbean where a whole world of comical misunderstandings awaits.