Snotty Bumstead

Nottingham Bumstead - otherwise known as Snotty - may be small and weedy, but his life is fun because he lives alone!

Without parents to nag him his house is his own, with a football pitch in the living room and juke boxes in the bedroom.

Of course there are one or two hitches - like what to do when the money for milkshakes and pizzas runs out - but as long as he can pay the bills and keep out the neighbours, then he can keep his home just as he likes!