The Johnny Moped Files

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Johnny Moped is pursued by Insurance Agents who wish him to sign the new premiums to rebuild his house. To escape, he takes a canal holiday and discovers his mother is a vampire.

Hieronymus Calmly is pursued by Count Vlad Orlok to sign the Patents of Vampiric Nobility over to him. This is a surprise to both of them because neither have vampiric tendencies.

Orlok encourages the LGWTQ+Z communities to rise up as the world descends into WW3.

And deep in the Marianna Trench, the Engineer has awoken.

Johnny Moped (Investigator Extraordinaire) and Sir Hieronymus Calmly (Professor of Perplexing Complexity), reluctantly save the world once again.