Certified: One Unexpected Birth… One Hapless Wedding… One Bizarre Death

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Three tales, following one man through birth, marriage, and death. Inspired by real life events, this humorous fictional memoir takes you on a journey of joy, loss, and heartache, through life’s three certificates.

It is, ultimately, a love story.

One Unexpected Birth: The long road to fatherhood. Missed opportunities, poor choices, a car ride with Bet Lynch, and finally the shock of becoming a dad. A story of heartache, elation, and Peter Beardsley.

One Hapless Wedding: The pressures of matrimony. Inept friends, false promises, an encounter with armed police, and finally the relief of I do. A story of love, commitment, and a stranger, Wally, and his camper van.

One Bizarre Death: The sadness of loss. Confused emotions, life re-evaluation, GBP25k in ceased bank notes, and finally saying goodbye. A story of regret, family reflection, and Morrisons, the supermarket.

A book to stir the memories in us all.

The realisation we have all been certified.

Certified is funny, heartfelt, has some cracking twists, and is a joyful read that I would heartily recommend. Five Stars. - Michael Heppell, international Sunday Times No.1 bestselling author

‘Certified’ is an entertaining family history that covers love, loss and life with humour and a deft hand. - love reading.co.uk