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Pointless Conversations: Riker vs Gaston
It’s time to nail your colours to the mast (or tie them? …latch them on? …whatever) as two juggernauts of masculinity go head to head in a battle to find the ultimate male role model. Who’s your choice: Star Trek’s Commander Riker; bearded, sexually unstoppable seducer of gods, or Disney’s Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston, with his square jaw and catchy theme song? A tough dilemma, so read the in-depth discussion, including:
Herculean muscle-pumps! David and the Goliath…the truth is told! Witty one liners from biblical characters. How does a genie have sex?
Pointless Conversations: Armageddon
Time for Armageddon! …the film with Bruce Willis, not the cataclysmic event… anyway, on the docket are:
Why a dirty bum is a small price to pay for financial security. If the Flake is a chocolate bar for women, what’s the male equivalent? Why does confectionery go out of date on a Saturday? Drilling a hole and dropping some nukes? Really?
Pointless Conversations: Killing Buzz and Woody
Here’s a packed conversation with more subjects, topics, boar-munching and off-kilter ramblings than could be possible listed …although I’m about to do that right now…
If you chopped off his head and then threw him is a blender, would Toy Story’s Woody, die? Forget Captain American, here’s Captain Jesus! Who wins: Jesus or Chuck Norris? Talk of X-Men, then a final Asterix-style banquet, complete with boar!
This book contains plenty of (allegedly) mature and (definitely) offensive content, so please do not purchase a copy if you are offended by… ummm… anything, to be fair.
