Nuh-uh, no way, not happening, I AM NOT GOING TO SCHOOL!

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A young banana likes being part of a bunch, but he's growing up and it's time to head off to school. Only he's afraid to go alone, and he'll do anything to stop the narrator from making him go...that is until he's shown all the fun things he'll miss out on if he doesn't go to school.

Funny and absurd, this story of one stubborn banana will ease the anxiety of any child heading off the school for the first time.