Lance Fart Pants

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After blowing his friends away in a farting frenzy, Lance Fart Pants learns the etiquette of passing gas to win his friends back. Butt! Lance has to break the rules of flatulence to stop the town’s bank from being robbed. A stinky story with a happy ending.

Note from the author:

In November of 2018 I had a three-year-old named Flossie visit my home in Tempe, Arizona. Flossie captured my interest with her interest in poop and farting. She would follow my dog Mya, waiting for an event, she asked a lot of questions about poop and farting as well. Flossie’s mother confirmed her interest and said that it was normal for kids of her age. My research found that kids’ interest in poop and farting carries through from three until six or seven years of age, going from interesting to humorous. I wanted to give children a story that would explain some of the facts of farting as well as farting’s annoying side effects. If ever you should practice social etiquette it should be in relation to farting. Children will find my book, fun, informative and full of FUN FART FACTS FOR KIDS. Adults will find it interesting and amusing. I have dedicated Lance Fart Pants to Flossie.