Never EVER Marry a Mermaid

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Mermaids are amazing and pretty and nice, but you should never, EVER marry one! It’s one disaster after another. Don’t believe me? Well, here read on:

Never, ever marry a mermaid,
That would not go well. There’s something fishy about a mermaid,
That isn’t just the smell!

Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series,

Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator,

Mary Nhin.

Also in the Never Ever Series:

Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile