For Heaven’s Sake

A glitch similar to crosstalk in old telephone systems or a geomagnetic storm’s widespread interference with electronic systems might account for these e-mails. They purport to document the posthumous career of a famous but often legendary figure. Their format is virtually the same as e-mails on earth’s Internet. Minor variations are self-explanatory. This fanciful, hilarious narrative recounts the possibilities when one of the more famous residents of heaven decides he needs to make a change.