Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke for the right occasion.

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing.

Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.