Sorry I Had Sex On Your Bed: And Other Tearout Apologies for Your Awkward Screwups

Everyone has those moments when they know they are effing up. Now they’re stuck owing an apology. But why say sorry face to face when a cheeky, passive-aggressive card will get the job done? Embellished with iconic retro photographs, these perforated tearout pseudoapologies are perfect for avoiding confrontation and easing the situation by putting a smile on the victim’s face. Each card has a specific image that complements its corresponding apology - a picture of a 1970s dad grilling up a steak in the backyard that reads, I’m sorry I forgot you were vegan, or a shot of a 1950s couple, complete with poodle skirt and letterman jacket, standing in front of a house with a white picket fence, that says, I’m sorry your parents think I’m a tramp.