Unspirational 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar

Each sharp-elbowed parody of warm and fuzzy positive platitudes in the Unspirational 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar hits like a refreshing tonic for the cynic's soul. With too much mindfulness turning the world soft, these darkly funny barbs could almost convince you we'll be okay after all-almost.

Features include:

No single-use plastic Page size 4.606 x 4.606 Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC (R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Daily sarcastic "unspirational" messages that mock too-earnest positivity and romantic delusion.