Shakespearean Insults 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar

Thou liest, thou jesting monkey, thou! -The Tempest

Thou paper-faced villain! -Henry IV, Part II

Fret not! Elevate thine verbal dueling with a touch of the Bard's brilliance! Consult the wittiest of wordsmiths, cast aside the mediocre, and discover the perfect zinger with the Shakespearean Insults 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar. Ideal for literature lovers, English teachers, theater enthusiasts, and history geeks-this hilarious calendar will keep thee laughing and verbally sparring every single day of 2026!

Features include:

No single-use plastic Page size: 4.606" x 4.606" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC (R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations, and trivia Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Every page features witty and withering wordplay from the world's most famous playwright