Split !

This title is printed to order. This book may have been self-published. If so, we cannot guarantee the quality of the content. In the main most books will have gone through the editing process however some may not. We therefore suggest that you be aware of this before ordering this book. If in doubt check either the author or publisher’s details as we are unable to accept any returns unless they are faulty. Please contact us if you have any questions.

K.'s life is what he would call humdrum. He lives in a normal house in a nondescript part of town. His wife has left him and begins to descend into a freefall of tedium. Even the talking cat and the three chimps sharing his home (where they run various dodgy business ventures) doesn't alleviate his ennui. Until a mysterious stranger turns up and shoves a hallucinogenic vegetable through his letterbox, plunging K. into a maelstrom of reality-bending encounters and conspiracies, which might be real or might simply be figments of his disintegrating brain. A darkly nonsensical picaresque that satirises conspiracy theory fiction (while plagiarising it shamelessly), and subverts the idea of subversion itself.