Presenting the one and only Mr Paul Keating - at his straight - shooting, scumbag - calling, merciless best. Paul lets rip - on John Howard: The little desiccated coconut is under pressure and he is attacking anything he can get his hands on. On Peter Costello: The thing about poor old Costello is he is all tip and no iceberg. On John Hewson: [His performance] is like being flogged with a warm lettuce. On Andrew Peacock: …what we have here is an intellectual rust bucket. On Wilson Tuckey: …you stupid foul - mouthed grub. On Tony Abbott: If Tony Abbott ends up the prime minister of Australia, you’ve got to say, God help us. And that’s just a taste.