YES / NO Do you ignore health warnings and safety instructions whenever possible? Do you ever play kiss chasey with girls (if you are a boy) or with boys (if you are a girl)? Do you regularly engage in deadly battles with brothers, sisters and/or indestructible cyborg warriors? Do you live on a planet that will one day be incinerated by an expanding start called the Sun? Do you like fast - paced, high - action, high - body - count stories featuring mini - golf, lawn bowls and naked people in the nude? SCORE: One point for each ‘yes’ answer 3 - 5 You are definitely DOOMED! You will love this book. 1 - 2 You are fairly DOOMED! You will love this book. 0 You are DOOMED, you just don’t realise it.