You are mistaken for a prostitute …You fart during yoga class …Your boyfriend has been posting pictures of his penis online …And all you can say is OMG!But then what? In this laugh-out-loud funny guide, gossip queen Deborah Baer gives you the wildest, wittiest, even witchiest solutions to the dramas and traumas that make you say, Oh my God! So the next time your boyfriend asks you what you think about getting a boob job, or your former BFF hits reply all and accidentally spills your deepest, darkest secret to the entire world, don’t cry out for divine intervention. Just consult your OMG! advisor and you’ll know just what to do–any place, anywhere, any time!