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“Humor,” said James Thurber, “is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.” If you add the clause “especially when you are a mother of six,” you will have the premise of All My Favorite Colors are Red. It’s the diary of Sarah Ferguson, a 39-year-old suburban housewife whose year-long musings can be summed up as follows: Motherhood is hard (Subtitle: Know when to walk away, know when to run) Motherhood changes your life (Subtitle: Nobody lives happily ever after) Motherhood is an incredible blessing (Subtitle: Look closely-there are pearls of wisdom in the sea of muck) Join Sarah as she makes discoveries about herself, her world and her God. *********************************************************************** “Absolutely the funniest book I’ve ever read!” Abbe Starr, (Barb’s best friend since she was two) “I’m so proud of her. She’s an amazing author and an even more amazing person.” Ruth Nobis, (Barb’s mom) “Barb is so awesome. I think she’s, like, the most gifted person on the planet.” Stranger to whom Barb might have slipped a large sum of money in order to use this quote “She’s the best mom I ever had.” Jordan Eimer at age six ************************************************************************ Barb Eimer is a totally normal mother of six whose real life in no way resembles anything that happens in this book. She is also much cuter and much younger looking than she appears in this picture and is often mistaken for Cindy Crawford! . She has published numerous articles about parenting and you can find out more about her at www.barbeimer.com.
