Big Cigar, Small D**k

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If you think life is fair, you don’t know Dick. * * In a New York Instant, the life of a not-so-innocent Big Apple, bi-sexual, drug dealer and party animal, with a soft heart, is irrevocably changed by a frame for a crime he may or may not have committed. * * Two spoiled children of wealthy businessmen each separately hits on a good looking girl at a party and each places a pill in her drink. When she collapses and dies in the Unisex bathroom, they come upon a seemingly helpless dupe, Dick Scarlet, known as Scarlet, whom they instantly beat and frame with incriminating pills. Scarlet had, in fact, previously sold her some pills. One pill too many? They think they’re home free. And they enjoy public notoriety. Scarlet has a brother, Dick Scarlet (funny parents!), known as Scar, who is the boss drug dealer. Scar, as a matter of principle, doesn’t like to see his brother framed and, as a matter of money, doesn’t want to suffer the business downturn that would arise from the public humiliation of a trail. So he decides to take the law into his own hands by removing the witnesses. No witnesses, no trial.