Self-help book? No way. The title is certainly a parodied jab at a well-known series of soul-searching books to get you through your day. I can promise you this: There is nothing poetically pious about the stuff in these pages. You will laugh somewhere along the way. Money back guarantee. I will also make you cringe. At times, you will think I am a complete idiot. At others you may stop and think that maybe-just maybe-I do have a point or two that makes sense. After reading this short book, however, I’m sure you will never look at marriage, having children and divorce in the same light again. This book is not for the faint-hearted. I don’t recommend that you accept even one twisted idea that I present here on marital relationships or kids. All I ask is that you keep an open mind and be honest with yourself about how you really feel about being hitched with children. Who knows? Maybe reading this will help you to turn your marriage around or finally get out of a situation that is unfixable and killing you. While reading, always remember: Sex doesn’t kill-it is the lack thereof that does. Have fun!