The Senior Circuit

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"Pete Carney, aka "Panpipe Pete," never imagined his career would end on the "senior circuit," playing for retirement homes and assisted living facilities. But when his agent signs him up for the State Senior Performers Talent Competition, he's thrust into a bizarre world of kitchen utensil Shakespeare, possibly possessed ventriloquist dummies, and sequin-draped divas-all vying for one last shot at the spotlight. As sabotage plots unfold, Pete discovers that the road to Vegas is paved with pharmaceutical mishaps, accidental hip swivels, and surprising second chances. In this hilarious mockumentary-style novella about finding meaning in life's third act, Pete learns that sometimes your swan song can become your finest performance.