The Political and Occasional Poems of Winthrop Mackworth Praed (1888)

When a young woman is found dead with both breasts slit, the case of aThe Slicer is handed to veteran detectives Lieutenant Danilco Pavlick and his seasoned partner, Sergeant Fu Chu Lai. During their ongoing investigation, they uncover a tangled web of perversion, murder and deceit. They discover that a local strip club is hiring flat chested women and sending them to San Diego where they are shuffled into Mexico. There they receive breast augmentations using not silicone, but heroin. Upon return to Cleveland, the drugs are replaced with silicone. While walking down the airport concourse, aBoner, a the drug-sniffing K-9, begins wagging his tail, a sure sign that drugs are nearby. The investigation of the drug-smuggling case is hampered by the indictment of Lieutenant Pavlick for the murder of a pedophilic priest. Who killed the priest? Lt. Pavlicka!Sgt. Chu Laia!Father Belmonta!the kida!the kidas mothera!or the Deacon?