Toasts

A lady in California had a troublesome neighbor, whose cattle overrun her ranch, causing much damage. The lady bore the annoyance patiently, hoping that some compunction would be felt for the damage inflicted. At last she caught a calf which was making havoc in her garden, and sent it home with a child, saying, Tell Mrs. A. that the calf has eaten nearly everything in the garden, and I have scarcely a cabbage left.