The Zombies Have Big Heads: And Other Observations from the Freelance Retort

First, let me say this is not just a book about Zombies…at least not completely.Sure…It has Zombies in it…but, really, what doesn’t, these days?Inside you’ll find some of my favorite stories from my on-line humor column, The Freelance Retort of which I’ve amassed 600 plus tales over the years…so far. While I strive to be humorous in all, I like to think they run the gamut from silly to sentimental and insane to insightful. One never knows what will turn up from day to day…even a Zombie; rude and oblivious, as they are.But I hope you enjoy them, just the same.