101 Facts You Can’t Prove Aren’t Not True

As seen on The Chive, College Humor, and Reddit’s front page. Are you tired of the truth? Join the fact resistance that’s caught the world by storm! Amuse your friends, fool your family, and make your nemesis look downright stupid! Dazzle that cutie sitting next to you with one improbable fact after another, arousing them to impossible heights of ecstasy! (But not really. Like, none of it. Seriously. It’s a half-assed joke book.)

101 Facts You Can’t Prove includes timeless classics and all of your favorite hits, such as:

If asked, a cop legally has to tell you what he’s having for lunch. The safest place to be in an avalanche is on its left. A word spelled the same backward, forward, and upside down is called a parallellodrome. Fabric getting darker when wet is just a coincidence.

101 Facts You Can’t Prove is fun for the whole family!*

*Not actually fun for the whole family. This includes illiterate grandparents and children incapable of understanding the subtleties of satire.