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Listen bytches, I know how to work my twat. I did not stutter. I said twat. Who am I? I am every forty years old worst enemy. Thirty year olds despise me because I make ‘em look bad. Twenty year olds are giving me my due respect. And these skanky bytches out here who think some stank pussy is going to keep their baby boys happy know not to play wit’ me ‘cos I’ll play those amateur 'hood rats out. I’ll have these skanky bytches giving head for a nickel and tell 'em to keep a penny for change 'cos that’s how much their dirty pussies are worth. A goddamn penny! That’s right! No, you don’t want to toy wit’ me because I will rain all over your parade and snatch your man right from under your nose. But don’t fret ladies…finders is not keepers. Who am I? My name is Chocolate Twat a.k.a Barracuda Bytch.
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Listen bytches, I know how to work my twat. I did not stutter. I said twat. Who am I? I am every forty years old worst enemy. Thirty year olds despise me because I make ‘em look bad. Twenty year olds are giving me my due respect. And these skanky bytches out here who think some stank pussy is going to keep their baby boys happy know not to play wit’ me ‘cos I’ll play those amateur 'hood rats out. I’ll have these skanky bytches giving head for a nickel and tell 'em to keep a penny for change 'cos that’s how much their dirty pussies are worth. A goddamn penny! That’s right! No, you don’t want to toy wit’ me because I will rain all over your parade and snatch your man right from under your nose. But don’t fret ladies…finders is not keepers. Who am I? My name is Chocolate Twat a.k.a Barracuda Bytch.