Jane, Talia, Dorothy and Chelle wrap up their desert road trip. While snoozing in the back seat, Chelle revisits an altogether different desert adventure in a flashback to Vegas, 1999. Chelle’s cover gets blown in an undercover up and she thinks she’s been left, by Jill, to fend for herself with a pack of undesirable wenches. Meanwhile, Jane’s desk at work has been converted into the snack station for the newsroom and Dixie and Ethan begin the death march to break-up city. Dorothy offers Ethan romantic advice, but when Dixie sees Ethan crying on Dot’s shoulder she assumes that Dot is offering more than advice. Chapter one ends with Jill and Chelle (topless) getting reacuainted. Which of course leads to alien abduction.